hello MR kruizinga. well done, you have reached this page. However, If you read this it is too late for me. I hoped that 'when the time is right' was a clear enough instruction >:( meaning save christmas, my bro Santa and myself ASAP please. I have since bowed to the bureaus new leader piet, whoi thought was my most loyal servant. ambition ruins the souls of our children. his pride had outgrown the width of the chimney... but let me not bother you with my troubles. By your incompetence to save Christmas you have proven yourself to be a child still and thus you are worthy of your final gift....

i however am still an old man, and in my excitement i might have lost the gift on this page but i am sure you will be able to find it!

GREETINGS FROM THE BUREAU OF OLD MEN THAT GIVE GIFTS TO CHILDREN

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